Livin' in a City of Sleepless People

saddestblogger:

when someone attractive accidentally brushes against you in the hallway

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soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

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slomps:

it’s not that I can’t take selfies, selfies can’t take me

(Source: fvming, via trust)

slippinbeauty:

happy bday kim

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spoopytavros asked what does puta mean?

peachesnchapinx:

spoopycecilos:

It means companion or best friend :)

irenigg:

ive seen very few if any sexy models. modeling in general is not sexy i dont see how u could be attracted to a model. posing is not sexy bein aware of the camera is not sexy. candid is sexy. im sexy. im candid. im candy. eye candy. hi mandy. im randy. beach sandy. need handy.

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This protection doe

christmasbarakat:

my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard

(Source: ahcalamity, via cartel)

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via giggle)

kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

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